sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
it hurts more in the daytime
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
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