So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
Your penis caused this!
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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