I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
You coming home soon, man?
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her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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