yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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