he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
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