Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
Randomize
