The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
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