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  • You do realize that one birth control pill will not prevent a pregnancy, right?

    Submitted by marcmedic on May 13, 10 at 2:40pm
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  • how don't you finish a pop tart?

    Submitted by Sox11 on May 13, 10 at 2:58pm
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  • Try slipping the birth control onto your dick if you don't want her knocked up, because the pill does NOT work that way. Educate yourself.

    Submitted by Ash77 on May 13, 10 at 2:56pm
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  • I hope that was plan b... Because otherwise that one birth control pill ain't doin shit

    Submitted by megaphone on May 13, 10 at 3:12pm
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  • Pretty sure that's a felony, slipping plan b

    Submitted by TheBurg on May 13, 10 at 4:54pm
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  • Glad to see my area code represented well here... Not only with illegal activities but with a completely misunderstanding of contraceptives

    Submitted by HarrisonRichard on May 14, 10 at 4:38pm
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  • I can't believe you disrespected her like that. You deserve to have your nuts shrivel up and fall off.

    Submitted by steelgoat72 on May 13, 10 at 11:19pm
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  • It's just supposed to be funny not medically accurate

    Submitted by solstice629 on May 15, 10 at 12:41pm
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  • Agreed-- Sox11

    Submitted by pichu180 on May 13, 10 at 4:02pm
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  • Classic

    Submitted by dk4204 on May 13, 10 at 2:15pm
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  • Like Sox11 and Firefox1 I am more concerned about the fact that he didn't finish the pop tart. Is that even humanly possible, those things are delicious.

    Submitted by GoldenMe on May 13, 10 at 10:56pm
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  • Priceless. This txt is awesome.

    Submitted by profhopkins on May 13, 10 at 4:44pm
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  • I can't tell you how many times I've read Arthurian tales that end exactly that way.

    Submitted by regalbeagle on May 13, 10 at 2:27pm
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  • Alka-Seltzer is NOT birth control, fucktard.

    Submitted by buberto on May 14, 10 at 3:40am
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  • Marcmedic, he can buy her a lot of bottle water, one for each pill...

    Submitted by pichu180 on May 13, 10 at 2:43pm
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  • so fake, where did he find the birth control pill and why did he think 1 pill would fix anything. Like as a joke it doesnt even make sense. Good job mods...

    Submitted by StanSitwell on May 14, 10 at 8:43am
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  • Obviously this kid is a virgin for a reason! Stealing bc pills from your sister won't help you get laid on here!

    Submitted by sexyupsguy on May 14, 10 at 2:39am
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  • Maybe he meant the morning after pill. Calm down everyone.

    Submitted by blah_blah_blah on May 15, 10 at 1:44pm
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  • Thats not very nice.

    Submitted by catastrophezzz on May 14, 10 at 3:15am
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  • Haha who sends texts that have a punchline at the end?

    Submitted by brandohhhh on May 13, 10 at 5:46pm
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  • you probably don't want to do that again. if it's plan b and she takes another one (not knowing) that could be bad, and if it's just a pill it probably won't work. talk to her and hug it out bitch!

    Submitted by glossylu on May 19, 10 at 12:31am
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  • I feel bad for the pharmacist who had to deal with this dummy asking for "birth control"

    Submitted by devilwearsaa on May 14, 10 at 2:22am
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  • Asswipe

    Submitted by rizzelcakes on May 13, 10 at 3:55pm
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  • Like Sox11 and Firefox1 I am more concerned about the fact that he didn't finish the pop tart. Is that even humanly possible, those things are delicious.

    Submitted by GoldenMe on May 14, 10 at 4:26am
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  • Way to proactive!!

    Submitted by smiley21 on May 14, 10 at 1:44am
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