she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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