Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
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