Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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