5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
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