Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
Randomize
