id be glad to
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
She came home wasted 'not wantin to talk about it' so for revenge I woke her up with a dutch oven and she puked all over me and the bed. I can't win.
Dude I told you 22 year olds shouldn't get married
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
He was having this drunk emotional breakdown and I was just trying to cheer him up but instead fell and dumped the whole pickle jar on me
It was cool though because he was fine afterwards and somehow I convinced them I did it on purpose...
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
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