Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
Latenightwjoannablackberrywontletmespaceitknowsimdrunk
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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