Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
I want you to know that wearing office supplies as jewelry results in waking up with the wrong roommate. Also, strip clubs and vodka don't mix.
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
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