Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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