Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
dude facebook disabled my account because im registered under a false identity. now in order to get it back, i have to prove that it's really my name. i sent them an email and had to sign it "Cordially, Lloyd Pancakes"
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
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