I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
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