you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
Ladies don't puke and tell
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
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