Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
Randomize
