all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
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