every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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