Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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