normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
I want to let you in on my two latest life goals. Have a photograph of me squirting whipped cream into a midget's mouth, and have sex on a roof.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
Why is there broken glass in my purse?
You stole a snow globe. From your VP. Soooo...maybe don't put all your hopes on that promotion you were expecting
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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