Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
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