Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
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