I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
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