The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
Just so you know sleeping with you is like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard
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