Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
Lo siento on account of my penis...
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
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