No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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