Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
If I could text you the sound of me vomming, I would.
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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