i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
you said youd get me home safely, you dropped me off at 9:30 last night and i just woke up on my porch.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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