How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Betty ford says i'm here all night
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
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