My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
My Uber driver last night was driving a taxi and tried to charge me fare.
You didn't get in your Uber because your ex was driving, that was a legitimate taxi.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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