is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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