I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
Randomize
