I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
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