My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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