Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
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