Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
my shit smells like andre
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye
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