Nicole vs. Life
Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
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