Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
Just zoned back in to real life and found myself chanting "noodle eater noodle eater noodle eater" at my parrot as he devoured a single macaroni
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
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