Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
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