Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
Boobs are out for the taking
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
The dick lei will go down in squad history
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
Randomize
