Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
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