I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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