I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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