all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
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