Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
Randomize
