i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
I got kicked out of an open bar wedding reception. The bride "felt threatened" by my presence. Not my fault she's ugly
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
I found my keys in the basement freezer. Drunk me is a sneaky little bastard.
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
The struggles of a small town man whore
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
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