Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
so much tequila, so little girl.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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