If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
Randomize