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(352): View more from Florida

I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.

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(269): View more from Michigan

Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?

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(250): View more from British Columbia

I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"

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(708): View more from Illinois

We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson

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(612): View more from Minnesota

Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.

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(551): View more from New Jersey

I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm

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